If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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