I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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