Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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