Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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