Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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