we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
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I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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