It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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