we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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