I wish i was in the wii world.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
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I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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