Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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