She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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