she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
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I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
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