so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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