so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.