Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
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What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
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Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success