He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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