I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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