between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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