do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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