nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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