Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
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We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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