Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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