dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I had to cum in my sink.
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