My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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