I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
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They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
sick fucks of a feather flock together
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
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So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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