I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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