is your mom at the bar?
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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