I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
whose parrot is this?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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