You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
