haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
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"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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