Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
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I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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