Moan for me like Helen Keller
apparently the secret to your success is patron
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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