Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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