he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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