i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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