Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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