Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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