God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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