I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
