I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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