Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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