Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
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he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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