Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
