If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
