Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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