ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
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So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
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Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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