I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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