nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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