i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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