Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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