the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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