Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Randomize
