Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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