god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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