Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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