Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
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You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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