Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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