why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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